








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1407 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,641 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1870 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1363 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2012 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1396 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $792,256 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | osteriossi | 49% | 99 |
| #2 | nklAs | 46% | 138 |
| #3 | JokuPedro | 45% | 109 |
| #4 | Jomso | 42% | 85 |
| #5 | Jugimeister- | 36% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nklAs | 13 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Jugimeister- | 13 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | Jomso | 8 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | osteriossi | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | JokuPedro | 4 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nklAs | 487 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | JokuPedro | 426 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #3 | osteriossi | 250 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | Jomso | 178 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Jugimeister- | 85 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nklAs | +4.10 | 76 | 72 |
| #2 | osteriossi | +1.64 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | JokuPedro | +1.44 | 71 | 75 |
| #4 | Niilo | +0.76 | 91 | 57 |
| #5 | Jugimeister- | -1.10 | 53 | 46 |





