








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 533 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4851 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,191 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3956 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4308 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5544 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5383 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,320,959 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 332 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | JokuPedro | 51% | 329 |
| #5 | Jugimeister- | 48% | 256 |
| #6 | Niilo | 47% | 34 |
| #7 | St.Pierre | 47% | 176 |
| #8 | ZIISUS | 42% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nklAs | 32 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Jugimeister- | 31 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | JokuPedro | 21 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | osteriossi | 15 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | ZIISUS | 11 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nklAs | 1156 | 0.15 | 33 min |
| #2 | JokuPedro | 1115 | 0.17 | 31 min |
| #3 | osteriossi | 448 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #4 | Jugimeister- | 266 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #5 | ZIISUS | 197 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nklAs | +3.75 | 77 | 69 |
| #2 | Niilo | +1.99 | 81 | 54 |
| #3 | osteriossi | +1.39 | 79 | 60 |
| #4 | JokuPedro | +1.23 | 68 | 73 |
| #5 | Jomso | -0.91 | 42 | 51 |





