








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 430 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3280 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,594 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1899 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2466 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2349 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2880 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,495,750 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | osteriossi | 53% | 120 |
| #2 | nklAs | 50% | 303 |
| #3 | Phuc Dat Bich | 48% | 56 |
| #4 | JokuPedro | 48% | 175 |
| #5 | Товарищ Эппи | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jomso | 21 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | nklAs | 17 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Jugimeister- | 14 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Phuc Dat Bich | 12 | 0.0110 |
| #5 | ZIISUS | 10 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nklAs | +4.82 | 78 | 70 |
| #2 | Phuc Dat Bich | +2.03 | 66 | 69 |
| #3 | JokuPedro | +1.79 | 74 | 74 |
| #4 | osteriossi | +1.40 | 78 | 58 |
| #5 | Dangi | +0.11 | 58 | 66 |





