








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 278 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 109 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1702 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2362 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1650 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2242 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $589,023 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | Mr. Al Fredo | 63% | 67 |
| #3 | isaac- | 59% | 98 |
| #4 | pear * | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | steviano | 55% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | pear * | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | steviano | 55% | 160 |
| #6 | woah | 55% | 33 |
| #7 | viral | 52% | 82 |
| #8 | kyi | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | viral | 13 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | isaac- | 9 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | steviano | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Mr. Al Fredo | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | . | 2 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | viral | 348 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | isaac- | 310 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #3 | steviano | 296 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Mr. Al Fredo | 181 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | woah | 149 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | +1.65 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | glizzy | +1.64 | 77 | 62 |
| #3 | Mr. Al Fredo | +1.56 | 75 | 57 |
| #4 | isaac- | +0.75 | 82 | 57 |
| #5 | steviano | -0.14 | 64 | 54 |





