








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,864 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1087 | 28% |
| Smokes | 817 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 813 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1147 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $264,956 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dreAM TeaM | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | pecan50 | 65% | 20 |
| #3 | Awsome | 63% | 32 |
| #4 | xDrqgon | 59% | 34 |
| #5 | Ryzn | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaintedNao | 244 | 0.37 | 6 min |
| #2 | xDrqgon | 191 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #3 | Awsome | 170 | 0.32 | 5 min |
| #4 | pecan50 | 57 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | VagueDark | 54 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dreAM TeaM | +4.39 | 83 | 44 |
| #2 | kooper | +2.33 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | Deansturr | -0.18 | 59 | 59 |
| #4 | Awsome | -0.79 | 65 | 62 |
| #5 | xDrqgon | -1.02 | 50 | 57 |





