








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12527 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,875 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6510 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5232 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 8980 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 9153 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,205,213 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 752 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lks | 59% | 271 |
| #2 | effelx | 57% | 109 |
| #3 | Lewster | 54% | 602 |
| #4 | v e c o | 53% | 237 |
| #5 | Antonio Zavatti | 51% | 363 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Antonio Zavatti | 51% | 363 |
| #6 | WhittyShell | 50% | 62 |
| #7 | I see you with my X-Ray | 49% | 77 |
| #8 | eintori | 48% | 460 |
| #9 | Punblade | 46% | 258 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antonio Zavatti | 56 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Lewster | 19 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | v e c o | 17 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Lks | 14 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Punblade | 13 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lewster | 1163 | 0.10 | 33 min |
| #2 | Lks | 872 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #3 | Antonio Zavatti | 854 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #4 | Punblade | 609 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #5 | v e c o | 405 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v e c o | +5.88 | 86 | 62 |
| #2 | Lewster | +4.63 | 71 | 71 |
| #3 | Tilti | +2.84 | 68 | 56 |
| #4 | WhittyShell | +1.87 | 66 | 44 |
| #5 | I see you with my X-Ray | -0.09 | 69 | 41 |





