








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1973 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 115 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 126 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12530 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,750 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10719 | 25% |
| Smokes | 15265 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 8102 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 8664 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,883,084 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Budget JL | 61% | 64 |
| #2 | NichtMeinErnst | 60% | 83 |
| #3 | adebar | 59% | 109 |
| #4 | Tilti | 54% | 602 |
| #5 | Lks | 54% | 318 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antonio Zavatti | 82 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Tilti | 29 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | eintori | 26 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | v e c o | 21 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Punblade | 19 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tilti | 997 | 0.08 | 24 min |
| #2 | Antonio Zavatti | 962 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #3 | Lks | 921 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #4 | v e c o | 659 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #5 | Punblade | 608 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v e c o | +6.62 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | adebar | +6.26 | 86 | 68 |
| #3 | Lewster | +4.87 | 72 | 70 |
| #4 | Tilti | +2.96 | 69 | 57 |
| #5 | NichtMeinErnst | +0.70 | 75 | 21 |





