








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1614 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,010 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4120 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2767 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3185 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2938 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,296,924 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1075 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adebar | 70% | 37 |
| #2 | Tilti | 53% | 237 |
| #3 | Lewster | 48% | 342 |
| #4 | Lks | 47% | 89 |
| #5 | Antonio Zavatti | 45% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eintori | 18 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Antonio Zavatti | 18 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Tilti | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Punblade | 11 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Lewster | 10 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lewster | 636 | 0.09 | 18 min |
| #2 | Antonio Zavatti | 404 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Punblade | 354 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | Tilti | 345 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | eintori | 289 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v e c o | +6.38 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | Lewster | +3.21 | 69 | 69 |
| #3 | adebar | +2.84 | 82 | 64 |
| #4 | Tilti | +2.14 | 68 | 57 |
| #5 | Lks | -1.76 | 57 | 55 |





