








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 311 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4866 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,564 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2608 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3672 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3182 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3102 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,557,884 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bog | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | Ourob_ | 67% | 33 |
| #3 | Noxic ⭕⃤ | 66% | 110 |
| #4 | Rudeness⭕⃤ | 65% | 26 |
| #5 | 3dit | 64% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ollie | 54% | 127 |
| #11 | ✪ s0ra | 52% | 21 |
| #12 | BRB | 52% | 69 |
| #13 | M1nebr0 // LFT | 52% | 29 |
| #14 | Patarika | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ollie | 9 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Noxic ⭕⃤ | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Mac | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | 3dit | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Ourob_ | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noxic ⭕⃤ | 513 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #2 | ollie | 237 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Mac | 192 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | BRB | 184 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | 3dit | 173 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bog | +4.78 | 94 | 64 |
| #2 | 𝕄annaggiArmando☁ | +2.63 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | Noxic ⭕⃤ | +1.66 | 81 | 68 |
| #4 | ollie | +1.65 | 81 | 63 |
| #5 | (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ _Chow ♥ | +0.54 | 72 | 65 |





