








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 499 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2266 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3668 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3079 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2858 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1822 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $764,167 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 440 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TerrorBunny | 61% | 103 |
| #2 | Bruh Marlo | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | StukkieDrol | 58% | 91 |
| #4 | Posty | 58% | 237 |
| #5 | M̵y̵N̶a̵m̷e̴I̸s̵K̴y̷l | 58% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Bruh Marlo | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | StukkieDrol | 58% | 91 |
| #4 | Posty | 58% | 237 |
| #5 | M̵y̵N̶a̵m̷e̴I̸s̵K̴y̷l | 58% | 157 |
| #6 | VonGabriel66 | 57% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Posty | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | TerrorBunny | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | StukkieDrol | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Bruh Marlo | 5 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | M̵y̵N̶a̵m̷e̴I̸s̵K̴y̷l | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TerrorBunny | 312 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | Posty | 227 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | StukkieDrol | 190 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | M̵y̵N̶a̵m̷e̴I̸s̵K̴y̷l | 168 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | Bruh Marlo | 85 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B5 | +2.12 | 54 | 61 |
| #2 | M̵y̵N̶a̵m̷e̴I̸s̵K̴y̷l | +1.70 | 48 | 60 |
| #3 | StukkieDrol | +0.89 | 66 | 70 |
| #4 | Posty | +0.38 | 60 | 41 |
| #5 | TerrorBunny | -0.24 | 46 | 64 |





