








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
830 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,196 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1412 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1267 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1491 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1026 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $388,765 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 315 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Bruh Marlo | 63% | 32 |
| #5 | B5 | 58% | 91 |
| #6 | M̵y̵N̶a̵m̷e̴I̸s̵K̴y̷l | 58% | 121 |
| #7 | Posty | 56% | 39 |
| #8 | TerrorBunny | 56% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bruh Marlo | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | M̵y̵N̶a̵m̷e̴I̸s̵K̴y̷l | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | TerrorBunny | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | B5 | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Posty | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B5 | 397 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #2 | TerrorBunny | 255 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | M̵y̵N̶a̵m̷e̴I̸s̵K̴y̷l | 128 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | Bruh Marlo | 88 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Gonner Maleggies | 41 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gonner Maleggies | +1.60 | 50 | 63 |
| #2 | B5 | +1.57 | 57 | 64 |
| #3 | StukkieDrol | +1.15 | 68 | 70 |
| #4 | M̵y̵N̶a̵m̷e̴I̸s̵K̴y̷l | +0.87 | 46 | 60 |
| #5 | TerrorBunny | +0.19 | 48 | 65 |





