








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 437 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 304 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2044 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,502 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1162 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2511 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1901 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1928 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,009,770 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 159 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TerrorBunny | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | M̵y̵N̶a̵m̷e̴I̸s̵K̴y̷l | 61% | 51 |
| #3 | Bruh Marlo | 44% | 105 |
| #4 | Venom | 36% | 91 |
| #5 | MyNameJeff | 34% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TerrorBunny | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | M̵y̵N̶a̵m̷e̴I̸s̵K̴y̷l | 61% | 51 |
| #3 | Bruh Marlo | 44% | 105 |
| #4 | Venom | 36% | 91 |
| #5 | MyNameJeff | 34% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bruh Marlo | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Venom | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | MyNameJeff | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | M̵y̵N̶a̵m̷e̴I̸s̵K̴y̷l | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | TerrorBunny | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bruh Marlo | 407 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | Venom | 244 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | MyNameJeff | 136 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | TerrorBunny | 81 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | M̵y̵N̶a̵m̷e̴I̸s̵K̴y̷l | 49 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M̵y̵N̶a̵m̷e̴I̸s̵K̴y̷l | +4.37 | 52 | 60 |
| #2 | TerrorBunny | +1.97 | 62 | 58 |
| #3 | Venom | -1.96 | 15 | 57 |
| #4 | VonGabriel66 | -2.31 | 39 | 40 |
| #5 | Bruh Marlo | -2.55 | 22 | 51 |





