








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2061 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,799 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2053 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2284 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1940 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2522 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $566,385 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gary the snail | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | lelongduzob | 53% | 102 |
| #3 | IMX | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | Spongebob | 50% | 48 |
| #5 | Table Basse | 47% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Spongebob | 50% | 48 |
| #5 | Table Basse | 47% | 97 |
| #6 | Sandy | 37% | 43 |
| #7 | Patrick | 35% | 26 |
| #8 | Treuil | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lelongduzob | 11 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Sandy | 6 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | Table Basse | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Spongebob | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Patrick | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Table Basse | 283 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | lelongduzob | 248 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Sandy | 123 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Spongebob | 101 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Treuil | 43 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Treuil | +1.92 | 86 | 72 |
| #2 | Table Basse | +1.52 | 83 | 62 |
| #3 | IC3PAK | +1.32 | 66 | 65 |
| #4 | Patrick | +0.07 | 65 | 56 |
| #5 | lelongduzob | -0.19 | 53 | 52 |





