








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 347 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4611 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4761 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4363 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5334 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2776 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $616,155 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 727 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ツ KaiiiK ™ | 50% | 133 |
| #5 | Tobiyo | 50% | 220 |
| #6 | Dinkelberg | 49% | 205 |
| #7 | W1ckmüller | 43% | 68 |
| #8 | Ramsy Doller | 35% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krümeleistee | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | W1ckmüller | 10 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Dinkelberg | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | ✪Flo | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Tobiyo | 7 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Flo | 1144 | 0.20 | 26 min |
| #2 | ツ KaiiiK ™ | 570 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #3 | Dinkelberg | 561 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #4 | Tobiyo | 529 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #5 | Krümeleistee | 459 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flo! | +2.49 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | Krümeleistee | +2.08 | 78 | 54 |
| #3 | ツ KaiiiK ™ | +1.14 | 65 | 68 |
| #4 | Tobiyo | -0.47 | 71 | 55 |
| #5 | ✪Flo | -0.85 | 60 | 56 |





