








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1994 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,069 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3084 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3737 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3772 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3476 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $692,704 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✪Flo | 51% | 249 |
| #6 | ツ KaiiiK ™ | 50% | 130 |
| #7 | Flo! | 49% | 205 |
| #8 | W1ckmüller | 43% | 60 |
| #9 | Ramsy Doller | 37% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flo! | 14 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Krümeleistee | 11 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | ✪Flo | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Tobiyo | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | W1ckmüller | 5 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Flo | 1039 | 0.21 | 24 min |
| #2 | Flo! | 616 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #3 | ツ KaiiiK ™ | 590 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #4 | Tobiyo | 407 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #5 | Krümeleistee | 375 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flo! | +2.70 | 77 | 67 |
| #2 | ツ KaiiiK ™ | +2.30 | 68 | 69 |
| #3 | Krümeleistee | +2.08 | 78 | 55 |
| #4 | Tobiyo | +0.16 | 69 | 54 |
| #5 | ✪Flo | -0.53 | 60 | 59 |





