








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2778 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,604 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2028 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2389 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2417 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1770 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,169,356 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ✪Flo | 57% | 230 |
| #8 | Fabi_31 | 53% | 17 |
| #9 | W1ckmüller | 52% | 61 |
| #10 | Ramsy Doller | 50% | 44 |
| #11 | Envyhihihi | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobiyo | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Flo! | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Dinkelberg | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | W1ckmüller | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | ✪Flo | 4 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Flo | 935 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #2 | ツ KaiiiK ™ | 520 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #3 | Flo! | 505 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | Tobiyo | 423 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #5 | Dinkelberg | 340 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flo! | +2.64 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | ツ KaiiiK ™ | +1.88 | 66 | 71 |
| #3 | Krümeleistee | +1.86 | 78 | 55 |
| #4 | Fabi_31 | +1.34 | 76 | 54 |
| #5 | ✪Flo | -0.08 | 63 | 59 |





