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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
55 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 291 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 89 | 31% |
| Smokes | 33 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 98 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 71 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $35,529 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eclipse友 | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Binji | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | Brynjulf Bjørn-Reidar | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | Epic RG | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eclipse友 | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Binji | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | Brynjulf Bjørn-Reidar | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | Epic RG | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brynjulf Bjørn-Reidar | 2 | 0.0194 |
| #2 | Binji | 1 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | Eclipse友 | 1 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eclipse友 | 28 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #2 | Binji | 20 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | Brynjulf Bjørn-Reidar | 20 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #4 | Epic RG | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Binji | +5.79 | 71 | 59 |
| #2 | Eclipse友 | +4.99 | 76 | 52 |
| #3 | Brynjulf Bjørn-Reidar | +2.20 | 27 | 52 |
| #4 | Autism | -4.27 | 21 | 36 |
| #5 | Epic RG | -5.39 | 16 | 12 |





