








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 41 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
451 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,642 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 758 | 46% |
| Smokes | 479 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 60 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 345 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $84,716 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br0therr | 45% | 56 |
| #2 | Nova | 41% | 27 |
| #3 | 1TapHsNohecks | 35% | 17 |
| #4 | JESUS KEBAB | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br0therr | 45% | 56 |
| #2 | Nova | 41% | 27 |
| #3 | 1TapHsNohecks | 35% | 17 |
| #4 | JESUS KEBAB | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br0therr | 12 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | Nova | 4 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | 1TapHsNohecks | 4 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br0therr | 166 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | Nova | 75 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | 1TapHsNohecks | 75 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | JESUS KEBAB | 9 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br0therr | +2.07 | 94 | 65 |
| #2 | 1TapHsNohecks | +1.49 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | Nova | +1.12 | 83 | 66 |
| #4 | ABUBAKIR NURBAYEV | -3.21 | 51 | 57 |
| #5 | JESUS KEBAB | -5.45 | 38 | 44 |





