








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 19 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
410 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,368 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 415 | 30% |
| Smokes | 231 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 429 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 293 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $69,418 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br0therr | 52% | 31 |
| #2 | ABUBAKIR NURBAYEV | 41% | 27 |
| #3 | 1TapHsNohecks | 33% | 15 |
| #4 | JESUS KEBAB | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br0therr | 52% | 31 |
| #2 | ABUBAKIR NURBAYEV | 41% | 27 |
| #3 | 1TapHsNohecks | 33% | 15 |
| #4 | JESUS KEBAB | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br0therr | 8 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | 1TapHsNohecks | 4 | 0.0124 |
| #3 | ABUBAKIR NURBAYEV | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br0therr | 104 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | ABUBAKIR NURBAYEV | 77 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | 1TapHsNohecks | 66 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | JESUS KEBAB | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br0therr | +2.30 | 93 | 60 |
| #2 | 1TapHsNohecks | +1.55 | 73 | 48 |
| #3 | Nova | +0.97 | 86 | 63 |
| #4 | ABUBAKIR NURBAYEV | -3.73 | 48 | 58 |
| #5 | JESUS KEBAB | -5.74 | 30 | 40 |





