








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1016 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 846 | 29% |
| Smokes | 688 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 309 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1053 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $235,266 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TIBULON | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | MiniMelodia1 | 37% | 19 |
| #3 | dillpicklerick | 36% | 78 |
| #4 | Oaklm | 35% | 40 |
| #5 | RicFlairw000 | 29% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Oaklm | 35% | 40 |
| #5 | RicFlairw000 | 29% | 65 |
| #6 | Swordlink | 28% | 46 |
| #7 | Tilted | 25% | 12 |
| #8 | selenahh6 | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dillpicklerick | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Oaklm | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | RicFlairw000 | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | TIBULON | 3 | 0.0145 |
| #5 | Swordlink | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RicFlairw000 | 180 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Oaklm | 92 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | TIBULON | 58 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #4 | dillpicklerick | 36 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | selenahh6 | 15 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TIBULON | +10.27 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | Tilted | +5.93 | 59 | 45 |
| #3 | Oaklm | +2.50 | 37 | 40 |
| #4 | RicFlairw000 | +1.12 | 33 | 72 |
| #5 | dillpicklerick | +0.78 | 26 | 25 |





