








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 96 matches | ||
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2747 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,071 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 411 | 5% |
| Smokes | 3225 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 1159 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 3276 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,964,754 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oaklm | 48% | 125 |
| #2 | Tilted | 46% | 215 |
| #3 | Wighamm | 44% | 90 |
| #4 | パパ | 44% | 97 |
| #5 | dillpicklerick | 44% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RicFlairw000 | 15 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | selenahh6 | 13 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Wighamm | 10 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Tilted | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | dillpicklerick | 6 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RicFlairw000 | 1182 | 0.14 | 32 min |
| #2 | selenahh6 | 837 | 0.08 | 22 min |
| #3 | Tilted | 368 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | Wighamm | 305 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | Oaklm | 274 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tilted | +6.17 | 61 | 46 |
| #2 | パパ | +4.41 | 64 | 63 |
| #3 | Wighamm | +2.39 | 61 | 59 |
| #4 | Oaklm | +2.37 | 46 | 40 |
| #5 | RicFlairw000 | +1.05 | 32 | 71 |





