








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 229 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 450 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 178 | 40% |
| Smokes | 133 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 39 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 100 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $95,216 of utility $19 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RicFlairw000 | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Tilted | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Dysfunctional Doodle | 3 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | allllllij | 3 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | selenahh6 | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RicFlairw000 | 464 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | Oaklm | 193 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | selenahh6 | 141 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | パパ | 65 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | TIBULON | 54 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TIBULON | +7.73 | 85 | 63 |
| #2 | Tilted | +7.45 | 57 | 46 |
| #3 | パパ | +6.43 | 59 | 75 |
| #4 | Spip | +3.03 | 42 | 47 |
| #5 | Oaklm | +2.86 | 34 | 50 |





