








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 239 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 211 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 206 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 180 matches | ||
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 118 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8967 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10809 | 28% |
| Smokes | 8919 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 9387 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 9106 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,381,043 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 608 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ishkuess | 63% | 113 |
| #2 | Tilted | 54% | 489 |
| #3 | パパ | 51% | 106 |
| #4 | Chipstur | 51% | 108 |
| #5 | Spip | 51% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RicFlairw000 | 36 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Tilted | 27 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Wighamm | 21 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Swordlink | 19 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Oaklm | 8 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RicFlairw000 | 3004 | 0.17 | 82 min |
| #2 | Tilted | 946 | 0.10 | 23 min |
| #3 | Wighamm | 899 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #4 | Oaklm | 560 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #5 | Chipstur | 462 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chipstur | +9.09 | 86 | 76 |
| #2 | Ishkuess | +7.74 | 82 | 56 |
| #3 | Tilted | +5.35 | 58 | 48 |
| #4 | パパ | +3.18 | 59 | 61 |
| #5 | Oaklm | +1.84 | 49 | 43 |





