








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 962 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4980 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,508 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4934 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3029 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3146 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3399 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $862,255 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 348 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | O'Chan | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | danzy | 64% | 78 |
| #3 | MrIDidYourMom:) | 64% | 33 |
| #4 | Luke | 62% | 21 |
| #5 | Shyni | 61% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomtastic | 662 | 0.25 | 19 min |
| #2 | Ulick | 353 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | danzy | 285 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | Fozzii | 152 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Sid | 141 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyte | +2.95 | 67 | 72 |
| #2 | Beast | +1.92 | 89 | 60 |
| #3 | Tomtastic | +1.69 | 77 | 78 |
| #4 | yer maws a bam | +1.38 | 81 | 72 |
| #5 | Shyni | +0.96 | 79 | 55 |





