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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
258 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 117 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 35 | 30% |
| Smokes | 43 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 30 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 9 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $48,323 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | sniperkatten | 47% | 15 |
| #6 | gushter | 40% | 10 |
| #7 | yogi björnen | 40% | 15 |
| #8 | 𐂃 | 29% | 7 |
| #9 | dreelow | 11% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yogi björnen | 6 | 0.0199 |
| #2 | gushter | 4 | 0.0195 |
| #3 | 𐂃 | 4 | 0.0294 |
| #4 | sniperkatten | 2 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Villain | 1 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yogi björnen | 46 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | 𐂃 | 27 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | sniperkatten | 25 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | gushter | 23 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | Villain | 22 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sniperkatten | +5.63 | 79 | 47 |
| #2 | yogi björnen | +4.01 | 87 | 44 |
| #3 | MC Huli | +2.66 | 45 | 58 |
| #4 | gushter | -0.47 | 42 | 39 |
| #5 | dreelow | -0.57 | 44 | 26 |





