








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Wingman | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3024 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,606 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1868 | 41% |
| Smokes | 292 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 1186 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1260 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $471,634 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 511 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Villain | 60% | 45 |
| #2 | yogi björnen | 49% | 89 |
| #3 | sniperkatten | 47% | 158 |
| #4 | 𐂃 | 45% | 165 |
| #5 | gushter | 42% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | yogi björnen | 49% | 89 |
| #3 | sniperkatten | 47% | 158 |
| #4 | 𐂃 | 45% | 165 |
| #5 | gushter | 42% | 66 |
| #6 | Dezzy | 42% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𐂃 | 28 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | yogi björnen | 24 | 0.0135 |
| #3 | sniperkatten | 23 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | gushter | 12 | 0.0095 |
| #5 | Villain | 11 | 0.0124 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𐂃 | 352 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | yogi björnen | 313 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | sniperkatten | 280 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | gushter | 112 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Villain | 110 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sniperkatten | +4.23 | 71 | 47 |
| #2 | yogi björnen | +2.76 | 90 | 54 |
| #3 | 𐂃 | -0.38 | 66 | 59 |
| #4 | dreelow | -0.40 | 47 | 32 |
| #5 | Villain | -1.33 | 79 | 49 |





