








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 825 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 113 matches | ||
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5321 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,107 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4534 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4648 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3199 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 726 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $986,094 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R33N | 55% | 305 |
| #2 | нюхач клея | 55% | 42 |
| #3 | Exusiai | 53% | 285 |
| #4 | Whinnie | 51% | 37 |
| #5 | Z1G ratatui | 48% | 246 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | нюхач клея | 55% | 42 |
| #3 | Exusiai | 53% | 285 |
| #4 | Whinnie | 51% | 37 |
| #5 | Z1G ratatui | 48% | 246 |
| #6 | snack_gremlin | 43% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R33N | 42 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Z1G ratatui | 14 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Exusiai | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | snack_gremlin | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Whinnie | 4 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R33N | 896 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | Z1G ratatui | 270 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | Exusiai | 177 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #4 | Whinnie | 98 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | snack_gremlin | 89 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lietinis | +4.05 | 84 | 60 |
| #2 | Whinnie | +3.43 | 72 | 64 |
| #3 | R33N | +0.61 | 56 | 58 |
| #4 | Z1G ratatui | -0.94 | 79 | 41 |
| #5 | snack_gremlin | -1.73 | 48 | 42 |





