








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 292 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1123 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1101 | 30% |
| Smokes | 824 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 858 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 940 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $148,054 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 349 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | R33N | 43% | 21 |
| #5 | DJ Ебан | 40% | 10 |
| #6 | Z1G ratatui | 40% | 35 |
| #7 | juoDuke'as | 36% | 28 |
| #8 | Exusiai | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juoDuke'as | 12 | 0.0219 |
| #2 | Z1G ratatui | 5 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | нюхач клея | 5 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | lietinis | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Exusiai | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lietinis | 174 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | juoDuke'as | 87 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | R33N | 66 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | Z1G ratatui | 34 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | нюхач клея | 25 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lietinis | +4.26 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | juoDuke'as | +3.16 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | snack_gremlin | +0.51 | 54 | 49 |
| #4 | R33N | -0.09 | 58 | 52 |
| #5 | DJ Ебан | -0.49 | 47 | 22 |





