








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1044 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 117 matches | ||
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5144 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,174 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6245 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4218 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4243 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5468 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $700,222 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 991 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | нюхач клея | 56% | 45 |
| #2 | lietinis | 55% | 305 |
| #3 | Whinnie | 55% | 60 |
| #4 | Exusiai | 53% | 259 |
| #5 | Z1G ratatui | 47% | 226 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | нюхач клея | 56% | 45 |
| #2 | lietinis | 55% | 305 |
| #3 | Whinnie | 55% | 60 |
| #4 | Exusiai | 53% | 259 |
| #5 | Z1G ratatui | 47% | 226 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lietinis | 27 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Z1G ratatui | 17 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Exusiai | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Whinnie | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | нюхач клея | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lietinis | 1022 | 0.17 | 24 min |
| #2 | Z1G ratatui | 245 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | Whinnie | 150 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Exusiai | 149 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | нюхач клея | 30 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lietinis | +3.89 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | Whinnie | +2.30 | 71 | 65 |
| #3 | R33N | +0.99 | 58 | 57 |
| #4 | Z1G ratatui | -0.54 | 79 | 38 |
| #5 | нюхач клея | -1.90 | 36 | 32 |





