








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1101 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,343 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 566 | 24% |
| Smokes | 415 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 739 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 623 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $314,494 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 469 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lorkin | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | Bicus Dicus De Bicus De Dicus | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | ♿AtaCCa | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | 0,0% Aim | jnX | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | H̲l̲y̲ | 60% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ☂NeXu | 37% | 35 |
| #10 | AbsolutSenpai | 29% | 21 |
| #11 | - ryus | 27% | 15 |
| #12 | Finnly | 20% | 5 |
| #13 | ☂YaroMitGaro☂ | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AbsolutSenpai | 7 | 0.0176 |
| #2 | ☂NeXu | 5 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | JSmile ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | ☂YaroMitGaro☂ | 4 | 0.0238 |
| #5 | Pörni | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JSmile ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 141 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | Pörni | 80 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | ☂NeXu | 72 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | AbsolutSenpai | 17 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | H̲l̲y̲ | 17 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JSmile ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | +3.36 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | xeoN | +1.61 | 83 | 48 |
| #3 | ♿AtaCCa | +1.10 | 81 | 47 |
| #4 | Lorkin | +1.02 | 82 | 65 |
| #5 | AbsolutSenpai | +0.43 | 86 | 43 |





