








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 983 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 106 matches | ||
| Faceit | 100 matches | ||
| Wingman | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




147 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8451 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,962 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2246 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2807 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3187 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4722 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,449,794 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2341 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mäxZ | 63% | 71 |
| #2 | GodNova | 55% | 113 |
| #3 | Schwabi | 51% | 96 |
| #4 | ☂NeXu | 49% | 128 |
| #5 | SassyAries | 45% | 243 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☂NeXu | 22 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | GodNova | 20 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | SassyAries | 16 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Schwabi | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Schokoladen Dieb | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SassyAries | 600 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #2 | Schwabi | 220 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | ☂NeXu | 207 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | mäxZ | 106 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Schokoladen Dieb | 105 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AbsolutSenpai | +2.00 | 81 | 48 |
| #2 | ☂NeXu | +1.58 | 71 | 39 |
| #3 | GodNova | +1.21 | 92 | 40 |
| #4 | Schwabi | -0.45 | 43 | 75 |
| #5 | mäxZ | -1.02 | 35 | 61 |





