








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1910 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,335 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 279 | 8% |
| Smokes | 786 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1202 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1068 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $585,297 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 281 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PatryWQ | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Jerzy Floryda | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | 𝙢𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙮 | 56% | 39 |
| #4 | Sennin | 56% | 34 |
| #5 | 71 S4DDLL | 54% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | `d̶ø🅛a̷Я. | 52% | 33 |
| #8 | Habibi | 51% | 59 |
| #9 | akuku | 50% | 14 |
| #10 | wicia | 50% | 38 |
| #11 | 2184957 | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wicia | 10 | 0.0126 |
| #2 | Habibi | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | `d̶ø🅛a̷Я. | 4 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | 71 S4DDLL | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Jerzy Floryda | 2 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 71 S4DDLL | 375 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | 2184957 | 171 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | 𝙢𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙮 | 68 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Habibi | 65 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sennin | 53 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PatryWQ | +3.75 | 91 | 15 |
| #2 | 71 S4DDLL | +1.66 | 87 | 66 |
| #3 | Sennin | +1.27 | 87 | 48 |
| #4 | 𝙢𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙮 | +0.98 | 76 | 66 |
| #5 | `d̶ø🅛a̷Я. | +0.71 | 72 | 38 |





