








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 970 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 257 matches | ||
| Wingman | 101 matches | ||
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




147 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4229 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,865 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 673 | 17% |
| Smokes | 396 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 1460 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1336 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,765,255 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 533 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 71 S4DDLL | 53% | 30 |
| #2 | 💜 | 50% | 38 |
| #3 | kano2 | 48% | 33 |
| #4 | moki | 44% | 50 |
| #5 | Habibi | 43% | 377 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SAD | +2.05 | 90 | 59 |
| #2 | moki | +1.80 | 84 | 49 |
| #3 | wicia | +0.88 | 84 | 36 |
| #4 | `d̶ø🅛a̷Я. | +0.77 | 68 | 42 |
| #5 | 71 S4DDLL | +0.02 | 82 | 69 |





