








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 484 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 189 matches | ||
| Wingman | 97 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3893 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,691 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1269 | 16% |
| Smokes | 210 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 2986 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 3226 | 42% |
Our logs show you have wasted $620,343 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 💜 | 51% | 59 |
| #2 | 71 S4DDLL | 49% | 47 |
| #3 | wicia | 43% | 377 |
| #4 | `d̶ø🅛a̷Я. | 39% | 157 |
| #5 | SAD | 35% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SAD | +2.36 | 95 | 59 |
| #2 | wicia | +1.04 | 84 | 35 |
| #3 | `d̶ø🅛a̷Я. | +0.64 | 68 | 41 |
| #4 | 71 S4DDLL | -0.03 | 83 | 65 |
| #5 | Habibi | -0.19 | 73 | 40 |





