








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 822 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Esplay | 6 matches | 1,726 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2270 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2863 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1719 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1932 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1170 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,064,401 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 645 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Korvamato | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | bongpanda1124457 | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | Roqu | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | crito | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | Demon. <9 | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z33CUSfin | 208 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| #2 | 𝕲𝖆𝖇𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖑 | 117 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Shadowcoins | 117 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | Demon. <9 | 111 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #5 | Roqu | 110 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demon. <9 | +4.24 | 79 | 87 |
| #2 | seviB | +2.81 | 71 | 62 |
| #3 | Roqu | +2.61 | 52 | 72 |
| #4 | Bahvinkeitin :) | +0.41 | 60 | 59 |
| #5 | Korvamato | +0.25 | 77 | 51 |





