








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 837 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 117 matches | ||
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 246 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4407 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,453 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4289 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4346 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4003 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2815 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,290,558 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 462 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThisMaxi | 48% | 89 |
| #2 | ✪ LincolnlaЯeN_ | 45% | 66 |
| #3 | Nico | 43% | 558 |
| #4 | _Miichelle | 43% | 341 |
| #5 | Ninu | 41% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ✪ LincolnlaЯeN_ | 45% | 66 |
| #3 | Nico | 43% | 558 |
| #4 | _Miichelle | 43% | 341 |
| #5 | Ninu | 41% | 155 |
| #6 | Pringool | 40% | 374 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nico | 59 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Pringool | 34 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Ninu | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | _Miichelle | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | ✪ LincolnlaЯeN_ | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nico | 1686 | 0.15 | 32 min |
| #2 | Pringool | 1229 | 0.16 | 23 min |
| #3 | ✪ LincolnlaЯeN_ | 179 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | ThisMaxi | 133 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ninu | 52 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ LincolnlaЯeN_ | +3.01 | 66 | 73 |
| #2 | Pringool | +1.30 | 79 | 58 |
| #3 | Nico | +1.12 | 89 | 62 |
| #4 | GovernorWIN | +0.65 | 44 | 55 |
| #5 | ThisMaxi | -0.30 | 59 | 36 |





