








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Wingman | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5947 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,893 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5734 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3124 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3749 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4286 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,290,067 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 404 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThisMaxi | 44% | 39 |
| #2 | Abuhh | 41% | 29 |
| #3 | ✪ LincolnlaЯeN_ | 41% | 29 |
| #4 | Nico | 41% | 466 |
| #5 | GovernorWIN | 40% | 374 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nico | 56 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | GovernorWIN | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Ninu | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | _Miichelle | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | ✪ LincolnlaЯeN_ | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nico | 1375 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #2 | GovernorWIN | 426 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #3 | ✪ LincolnlaЯeN_ | 91 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | ThisMaxi | 53 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ninu | 44 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ LincolnlaЯeN_ | +2.57 | 63 | 68 |
| #2 | Pringool | +1.63 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | Nico | +0.74 | 88 | 62 |
| #4 | Abuhh | +0.41 | 72 | 50 |
| #5 | GovernorWIN | +0.10 | 40 | 54 |





