








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 940 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 122 matches | ||
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,364 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8139 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6064 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7227 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5934 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,265,366 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 838 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThisMaxi | 48% | 63 |
| #2 | Ninu | 43% | 194 |
| #3 | GovernorWIN | 43% | 558 |
| #4 | _Miichelle | 42% | 307 |
| #5 | Pringool | 41% | 466 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | GovernorWIN | 43% | 558 |
| #4 | _Miichelle | 42% | 307 |
| #5 | Pringool | 41% | 466 |
| #6 | ✪ LincolnlaЯeN_ | 39% | 36 |
| #7 | Abuhh | 38% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pringool | 47 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | GovernorWIN | 12 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Ninu | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | _Miichelle | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | ✪ LincolnlaЯeN_ | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pringool | 1424 | 0.15 | 26 min |
| #2 | GovernorWIN | 602 | 0.05 | 14 min |
| #3 | ✪ LincolnlaЯeN_ | 118 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | ThisMaxi | 81 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ninu | 64 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ LincolnlaЯeN_ | +2.49 | 64 | 70 |
| #2 | Pringool | +1.38 | 81 | 58 |
| #3 | Nico | +0.88 | 90 | 62 |
| #4 | Abuhh | +0.76 | 73 | 49 |
| #5 | GovernorWIN | +0.49 | 44 | 56 |





