








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 180 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 50 | 2% |
| Smokes | 870 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1541 | 50% |
| Molotovs | 642 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $703,821 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/Lumpi | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | ThisMaxi | 48% | 73 |
| #3 | GovernorWIN | 43% | 341 |
| #4 | ✪ LincolnlaЯeN_ | 43% | 68 |
| #5 | Nico | 42% | 307 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | GovernorWIN | 43% | 341 |
| #4 | ✪ LincolnlaЯeN_ | 43% | 68 |
| #5 | Nico | 42% | 307 |
| #6 | Ninu | 39% | 71 |
| #7 | Pringool | 38% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nico | 42 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | Pringool | 29 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | GovernorWIN | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Ninu | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | ✪ LincolnlaЯeN_ | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nico | 962 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #2 | Pringool | 805 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #3 | GovernorWIN | 385 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #4 | ✪ LincolnlaЯeN_ | 182 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | ThisMaxi | 116 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ LincolnlaЯeN_ | +2.89 | 66 | 73 |
| #2 | Nico | +1.94 | 91 | 64 |
| #3 | Pringool | +1.63 | 82 | 57 |
| #4 | GovernorWIN | +1.42 | 42 | 56 |
| #5 | ThisMaxi | +0.04 | 58 | 36 |





