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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
269 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,382 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 381 | 28% |
| Smokes | 245 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 440 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 316 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $105,710 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyw0o from Wish | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Gypsy_Slayer90 | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | Jacala | 41% | 39 |
| #4 | Zyzal | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | NeYo | シ | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyw0o from Wish | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Gypsy_Slayer90 | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | Jacala | 41% | 39 |
| #4 | Zyzal | 38% | 8 |
| #5 | NeYo | シ | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jacala | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Gypsy_Slayer90 | 2 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jacala | 80 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Zyw0o from Wish | 10 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | NeYo | シ | 2 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Zyzal | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jacala | +2.09 | 80 | 64 |
| #2 | Zyw0o from Wish | +2.08 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | Gypsy_Slayer90 | +0.27 | 67 | 35 |
| #4 | Frodo Beutlin | -1.14 | 53 | 60 |
| #5 | Zyzal | -1.84 | 51 | 43 |





