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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
987 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,411 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1650 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1467 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 294 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 1000 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $534,431 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BitË | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Dodeka | 2 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | XxSOUTAxX | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | ボット Lillie | 1 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | taka. | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XxSOUTAxX | 213 | 0.31 | 5 min |
| #2 | BitË | 141 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Dodeka | 119 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #4 | JUOだよ | 83 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | desho | 74 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | こあくおん | +4.73 | 86 | 56 |
| #2 | Escape from VALORANT | +4.43 | 86 | 67 |
| #3 | ボット Lillie | +3.97 | 88 | 72 |
| #4 | XxSOUTAxX | +3.50 | 81 | 58 |
| #5 | desho | +2.61 | 63 | 75 |





