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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1050 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,151 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 429 | 8% |
| Smokes | 1668 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1594 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1460 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $479,049 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Andu | 40% | 52 |
| #5 | NEROCHKA | 39% | 157 |
| #6 | Nokskott | 36% | 44 |
| #7 | Peeter | 33% | 69 |
| #8 | henricra05 | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEROCHKA | 14 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | PEALUU_MÄNGUR123 | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | AndyMcDandy | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Peeter | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Andu | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEROCHKA | 244 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | Nokskott | 189 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | PEALUU_MÄNGUR123 | 167 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Peeter | 126 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Andu | 86 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEROCHKA | +1.18 | 61 | 60 |
| #2 | PEALUU_MÄNGUR123 | +0.61 | 50 | 47 |
| #3 | Peeter | +0.53 | 45 | 55 |
| #4 | AndyMcDandy | +0.03 | 60 | 22 |
| #5 | Andu | -0.51 | 73 | 62 |





