








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 411 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4458 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,465 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4755 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2921 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5033 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3756 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,533,634 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 439 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peeter | 56% | 172 |
| #2 | PEALUU_MÄNGUR123 | 53% | 111 |
| #3 | NEROCHKA | 49% | 269 |
| #4 | AndyMcDandy | 47% | 138 |
| #5 | Nokskott | 43% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEROCHKA | 19 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Nokskott | 13 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | PEALUU_MÄNGUR123 | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Peeter | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | AndyMcDandy | 6 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nokskott | 579 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | NEROCHKA | 397 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #3 | Peeter | 330 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | PEALUU_MÄNGUR123 | 234 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | AndyMcDandy | 50 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEROCHKA | +0.62 | 60 | 60 |
| #2 | PEALUU_MÄNGUR123 | +0.39 | 48 | 47 |
| #3 | Peeter | +0.22 | 42 | 58 |
| #4 | Andu | +0.01 | 73 | 62 |
| #5 | AndyMcDandy | -0.34 | 66 | 24 |





