








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1235 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 118 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,278 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8971 | 27% |
| Smokes | 12338 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 6830 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5139 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,723,761 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 922 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEROCHKA | 17 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | PEALUU_MÄNGUR123 | 15 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Nokskott | 14 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Kammis | 9 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | AndyMcDandy | 8 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nokskott | 642 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #2 | NEROCHKA | 466 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #3 | Andu | 350 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | PEALUU_MÄNGUR123 | 296 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Dooh | 138 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEROCHKA | +0.70 | 62 | 61 |
| #2 | ᡣrix | +0.55 | 71 | 39 |
| #3 | Peeter | +0.49 | 45 | 56 |
| #4 | ✱ retam | +0.34 | 86 | 37 |
| #5 | PEALUU_MÄNGUR123 | -0.19 | 45 | 47 |





