








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 459 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 314 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3251 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,905 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 476 | 16% |
| Smokes | 512 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1030 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 887 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $822,936 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cocodragon10 | 51% | 43 |
| #2 | PEALUU_MÄNGUR123 | 50% | 133 |
| #3 | Andu | 47% | 138 |
| #4 | Nokskott | 46% | 164 |
| #5 | NEROCHKA | 46% | 287 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEROCHKA | 21 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | PEALUU_MÄNGUR123 | 15 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Nokskott | 13 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Andu | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Peeter | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nokskott | 664 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #2 | NEROCHKA | 453 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #3 | Peeter | 353 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | PEALUU_MÄNGUR123 | 310 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Andu | 268 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NEROCHKA | +1.10 | 59 | 62 |
| #2 | Peeter | +0.68 | 41 | 59 |
| #3 | Andu | +0.25 | 74 | 65 |
| #4 | AndyMcDandy | +0.04 | 63 | 26 |
| #5 | Nokskott | -0.09 | 46 | 63 |





