








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 294 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,635 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4843 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1731 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 2774 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3287 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $369,676 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 418 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KnoX_PM | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | Ghost_Wraith | 72% | 60 |
| #3 | Cheddar | 68% | 25 |
| #4 | toogles | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | Royal | 58% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NRGY | 219 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | Ghost_Wraith | 202 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | Gulgator | 146 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | kiteZr | 141 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Jonathan "EliGE" Jablonowski | 94 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NRGY | +3.29 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | Ghost_Wraith | +3.07 | 88 | 64 |
| #3 | DEATH THE KID | +2.15 | 69 | 43 |
| #4 | kiteZr | +1.56 | 74 | 52 |
| #5 | KnoX_PM | +0.82 | 85 | 40 |





