








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 243 matches | ||
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5288 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2121 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3093 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1762 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3521 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $652,959 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☦Geo777☦ | 81% | 32 |
| #2 | Locke | 72% | 36 |
| #3 | shoeler | 71% | 42 |
| #4 | Kronen | 71% | 96 |
| #5 | Luke | 69% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | shoeler | 71% | 42 |
| #4 | Kronen | 71% | 96 |
| #5 | Luke | 69% | 55 |
| #6 | nahte ⚡ | 68% | 300 |
| #7 | dyragu | 65% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nahte ⚡ | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Kronen | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Luke | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | shoeler | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | dyragu | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kronen | 274 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Luke | 204 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | dyragu | 179 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #4 | nahte ⚡ | 151 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | Locke | 94 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Purpy ♡ | +3.77 | 89 | 44 |
| #2 | Kronen | +3.10 | 88 | 55 |
| #3 | nahte ⚡ | +1.57 | 69 | 34 |
| #4 | Locke | +1.21 | 79 | 63 |
| #5 | ☦Geo777☦ | +0.92 | 67 | 61 |





