








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 613 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 92 matches | ||
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




103 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11929 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9123 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9128 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8239 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8466 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,176,236 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 479 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☦Geo777☦ | 81% | 84 |
| #2 | Kiwi | 81% | 89 |
| #3 | redf0x | 80% | 102 |
| #4 | Fatlectronic | 76% | 80 |
| #5 | techyyy | 72% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | shoeler | 70% | 80 |
| #9 | Luke | 70% | 93 |
| #10 | Instant | 69% | 181 |
| #11 | dyragu | 66% | 89 |
| #12 | Pathetic Jon | 64% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke | 16 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | ☦Geo777☦ | 9 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Fatlectronic | 9 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | Purpy ♡ | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | shoeler | 6 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Instant | 452 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | dyragu | 401 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #3 | techyyy | 303 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #4 | Purpy ♡ | 267 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | Kiwi | 252 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kronen | +3.48 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | redf0x | +2.62 | 91 | 47 |
| #3 | Pathetic Jon | +2.39 | 72 | 68 |
| #4 | Fatlectronic | +2.20 | 77 | 70 |
| #5 | Instant | +2.19 | 75 | 58 |





