








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 649 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 371 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 138 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4406 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,155 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4056 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4591 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2611 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2897 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,027,845 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 316 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -KlimpeN- | 56% | 188 |
| #2 | Z | 55% | 349 |
| #3 | EeZe | 55% | 274 |
| #4 | Buffy2419 | 55% | 33 |
| #5 | frontis | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | EeZe | 55% | 274 |
| #4 | Buffy2419 | 55% | 33 |
| #5 | frontis | 50% | 26 |
| #6 | Im Lovin It [Endrazed FTW] | 50% | 46 |
| #7 | Screech | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z | 23 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | EeZe | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Screech | 5 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | -KlimpeN- | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Buffy2419 | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z | 1834 | 0.25 | 56 min |
| #2 | EeZe | 631 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #3 | -KlimpeN- | 219 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | frontis | 82 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Screech | 56 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z | +1.78 | 68 | 81 |
| #2 | frontis | +1.54 | 79 | 72 |
| #3 | Screech | +1.31 | 56 | 60 |
| #4 | Lukas med c | +0.99 | 52 | 71 |
| #5 | EeZe | -0.89 | 44 | 72 |





