








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1705 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 865 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 220 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11536 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50,557 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18131 | 36% |
| Smokes | 14088 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 10114 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 8224 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,453,298 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6249 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lukas med c | 55% | 349 |
| #2 | Mr NoName | 54% | 65 |
| #3 | -KlimpeN- | 52% | 559 |
| #4 | EeZe | 52% | 655 |
| #5 | Buffy2419 | 48% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Mr NoName | 54% | 65 |
| #3 | -KlimpeN- | 52% | 559 |
| #4 | EeZe | 52% | 655 |
| #5 | Buffy2419 | 48% | 150 |
| #6 | Im Lovin It [Endrazed FTW] | 42% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EeZe | 16 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Lukas med c | 14 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | -KlimpeN- | 13 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Buffy2419 | 7 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EeZe | 1648 | 0.12 | 40 min |
| #2 | Lukas med c | 805 | 0.11 | 22 min |
| #3 | -KlimpeN- | 713 | 0.06 | 17 min |
| #4 | Buffy2419 | 170 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Mr NoName | 167 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z | +1.70 | 67 | 80 |
| #2 | Mr NoName | +1.50 | 48 | 70 |
| #3 | Lukas med c | +0.90 | 52 | 71 |
| #4 | EeZe | -0.58 | 44 | 72 |
| #5 | -KlimpeN- | -1.36 | 53 | 53 |





